Movie #16 of 2026:
The Terminator (1984)
This action thriller launched a franchise and helped make household names out of star Arnold Schwarzenegger and director James Cameron, and even on an umpteenth rewatch, it’s very easy to see why. It’s a lean and propulsive feature, wrapping a great sci-fi exterior around a classic horror structure of the terrifying slasher who keeps coming after our heroes, no matter what. The Austrian bodybuilder-turned-actor has never been better than in that title role, in which his native accent and somewhat stilted English serve to reinforce the unnatural element of the cyborg predator. (He’s also not tasked to speak all that much, uttering only a dozen or so lines of dialogue in total here.) And although his character is suitably relentless, he’s well-matched against his two human targets, who prove equally clever and resourceful throughout.
The premise and its final twist are common knowledge at this point: in the far distant era of 2029 — ha! — intelligent machines are in the process of exterminating their creators, but are opposed by a resistance movement led by John Connor. To win the war before it starts, they send a T-800 unit back in time to kill his mother-to-be Sarah while she’s still a young woman. She’s rescued by another soldier, Kyle Reese, who’s followed the Terminator into the past and soon overcomes her mistrust to repeatedly save her as they flee their seemingly unstoppable foe. After car chases, gunfights, and interactions with unhelpful cops aplenty, they finally do manage to defeat the thing, with the man from the future succumbing to his own wounds as well. However, the couple grew close romantically over the course of their fugitive ordeal, and a closing scene reveals that their one night together has resulted in her pregnancy, the robots having paradoxically caused John to be conceived by attempting to prevent just that. (Unspoken but likewise striking is how the heroine has been shaped by the experience too, evolving from an everywoman damsel-in-distress into the capable warrior who could raise a leader like her son.)
The sequels would subsequently muddle a lot of these concepts and rewrite the timeline again and again, but this first entry at least holds up entirely. It’s both thrilling and surprisingly funny, peppering its script with winkingly ironic notes like an answering machine message that says, “Fooled you! You’re talking to a machine” or the protagonist’s coworker consoling her about a rude customer with, “In a hundred years, who’s gonna care?” The initial plot ratchets the tension nicely, as Sarah processes the news that two women who share her name have been gunned down and she’s likely the mysterious killer’s next target. It’s at this moment that the warring time-travellers catch up with her, and the race to escape the inhuman assassin is on. What follows is excellent and at times even iconic, with quotes like “I’ll be back” now firmly enmeshed in the popular culture. It’s one heck of a standalone story, though it contains obvious seeds for the sprawling series it would ultimately spawn.
[Content warning for body horror and gore.]
★★★★★
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