
Movie #21 of 2025:
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
After nearly two decades, the Indiana Jones trilogy of the 1980s got another big-screen outing, although the brand had survived in the meantime with a succession of video game projects, a TV show about the character’s childhood adventures, and the like. There’s an undeniable thrill in seeing Harrison Ford don the familiar hat, whip, and jacket again, and while the ensuing story is occasionally goofy, it’s never the complete trainwreck of Temple of Doom. He feels like Indiana Jones no matter the extra years, seamlessly slipping back into the role of archaeology professor slash tomb raider as he punches bad guys and dodges traps in pursuit of the latest maguffin.
This is not a great movie, to be clear. It’s too indulgent in its 1950s period trappings and its now-dated CGI animal effects, and like a lot of the series, it’s unavoidably problematic on close inspection. The plot hinges on the racist idea that ancient indigenous populations were too primitive to build things like pyramids, which are instead attributed to alien intervention. (Okay, technically these are “interdimensional beings” and not extraterrestrials, but come on. They have a flying saucer and are plainly modeled after the stereotypical Roswell greys. And either way, it’s an odd fit for a franchise that’s previously trafficked exclusively in the divine for any special powers, on top of the implicit bigotry.) The modern native people are likewise reduced to a nameless unintelligible horde, just one of many jungle threats that the adventurers have to overcome on their way to the fabled treasure. And I have mixed feelings about the use of the Soviet Union as an obvious stand-in for the original Nazis as villains, which suggests an equivalency between those enemy forces that risks minimizing the unique horrors of the latter.
But on a surface level at least, this is fun. The opening sequence where our hero survives a nuclear blast by climbing into a refrigerator that’s then tossed into the air and rolled down a hill has been widely and correctly derided, but the introduction of Shia LaBeouf as his son Mutt works better than its reputation would suggest. I also appreciate that the film brings back Karen Allen as Marion Ravenwood from Raiders of the Lost Ark, reframing her as the love of the protagonist’s life when he was formerly a James Bond womanizer with a different romantic interest in every installment. She and Ford are the only actors to reprise their roles here — although John Rhys-Davies and Sean Connery were reportedly offered cameos that they turned down — and it’s nice that a star in his 60s isn’t shown chasing after the typical young Hollywood type.
Ultimately the title is a family-pleasing spectacle that recalls its predecessors without ever repeating them, which is basically the goal of a legacy sequel like this anyway. Did it need to be made? No. Does it offer any particular closure or answer longstanding questions? Not really. But it lands as both a continuation and a possible conclusion to the Jones saga, though one more release would eventually follow in 2023.
[Content warning for gun violence and gore.]
★★★☆☆
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