
Book #70 of 2022:
The Journey by K. A. Applegate (Animorphs #42)
In another riff on a classic sci-fi premise, this Animorphs novel by ghostwriter Emily Costello — fresh off her dubious success with Alternamorphs #2 — finds the team shrinking down to microscopic size, in order to chase a squad of Helmacrons who have stormed into Marco’s body for… unclear reasons. (They’re in Cassie’s barn to get the blue box again, and when Rachel trips and accidentally knocks him out, they dart up his nostril to hold him hostage from the inside, rather than continue their efforts to simply seize the thing outright.) Honestly, the whole plot is pretty clumsy, and a thin justification for author K. A. Applegate plainly just wanting to utilize the Fantastic Voyage trope of traveling into a human body. That original 1966 movie even gets name-checked here, as does the Magic School Bus cartoon where I probably first encountered the idea.
So the heroes follow the megalomaniacal bad guys up their friend’s nasal cavity and beyond, delivering lots of gross-out humor at the mucus and other bodily fluids they encounter along the way. It all feels rather silly, such that even when our main narrator Rachel is experiencing her skin burning off from stomach acid or temporarily thinks Marco is either dead or about to be trapped in cockroach morph, there’s an unavoidable impression of a throwaway romp to all this. In a departure from how these books normally go, Marco himself even narrates a few chapters, although his section of the story isn’t much better. Someone snapped a photo of the group demorphing before the tiny aliens showed up, and while his insides are under siege, Marco gets bored and decides to break into their apartment and steal the disposable camera. It’s an astonishingly bad move from the supposed coldblooded strategist, and it results in him being bit by a rabid guard dog.
(What did that stranger think they were photographing? What were they going to do with the picture? Why were they just casually keeping a dog with rabies around their home? The text doesn’t have time for these mundanities.)
It’s not the worst Animorphs out there, and there are enough interesting wrinkles around the edges to make up for the lesser elements somewhat. If you’re a Rachel/Marco shipper, this two-hander shows them squabbling to hide their plain worry about one another, while in their private chapters he references a dream about marrying her and she has an idle thought comparing him to an underwear model. In the opening battle before things turn south, the teens are raiding a Yeerk factory where mass production on portable Kandronas is underway, which would have dire implications for the resistance war by removing the Yeerk pool as an enemy weakness. And we learn that morphing an animal and back can heal a person more than previously imagined — like treating their rabies, for instance — which will likewise prove important down the road.
Overall, though, I can’t say that this is one of the highlights or necessary touchstones of the series.
[Content warning for body horror and gore.]
★★★☆☆
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