
Movie #10 of 2026:
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Any story that restarts a dormant franchise carries an additional burden of justification that immediate sequels lack. The first five Rocky movies had their ups and downs, but together they formed a cohesive unit about the life and career of a Philadelphia boxer from roughly 1976 to 1990. This next installment followed after a gap longer than the entire span of the original series, which raises the question: why? What was left to say about the titular hero that needed to be explored so much later on?
As it turns out, quite a lot. These films have always been stronger outside the ring in my opinion, and so it is legitimately interesting to check in on the Italian Stallion with his boxing days apparently long behind him. We find Rocky a lonely widower running a restaurant named after his late wife Adrian, as well as a local celebrity whom everyone greets warmly but no one except his brother-in-law Paulie seems to really know. His son Robert, now played by Milo Ventimiglia, feels perpetually overshadowed by his father’s fame, resulting in an estrangement that neither man sees how to bridge. Around this time, the aging protagonist strikes up a new friendship / potential romance with a woman that he knew as a child back in the first picture.
It’s a good character study overall, but unfortunately, the surrounding sports genre eventually swallows it. The current heavyweight champion, a guy with the ludicrous name of Mason “The Line” Dixon, is getting disrespected by fans who don’t think he’s ever faced a real challenger, while a computerized match between him and Balboa in his prime predicts that the older boxer would triumph. As a result, Dixon’s managers challenge Rocky to an actual fight, which he accepts and trains for, forming the climax of the piece.
The bout is only supposed to be an exhibition, but still, it’s a development that I just can’t suspend my disbelief over — a former athlete in his late 50s, who was diagnosed with brain damage and other serious injuries over a decade before and who has not kept his body in any sort of shape, fighting the literal champ (and, spoiler alert, managing to hold his own)? It’s a feel-good fairy tale about persistence, or as writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone has his character declare in a rousing speech to Robert beforehand, “It ain’t about how hard you hit – it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward!” Which is a nice motto, but an implausible retreat into fantasy on this particular occasion.
In the end, Rocky exits the arena much like he did after first battling Apollo Creed, having proved himself a contender against all the odds. But it’s a lot harder to take at this point, not to mention a distraction from the other things he had going on earlier in the movie.
[Content warning for gore.]
★★★☆☆
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