
Book #148 of 2025:
Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil by V. E. Schwab
This 2025 horror title is going to be one of those books that some readers absolutely devour, but I couldn’t shake the impression throughout that it was just warmed-over Anne Rice rewritten to include toxic sapphic relationships — The Vampire Chronicles meets Killing Eve, basically. You’ve got your centuries-old murderers feeling angsty about their continued cursed existence, the power and knowledge imbalance between undead sire and progeny, and the usual genre concerns over immortality destroying one’s humanity. Author V. E. Schwab introduces a few new lore distinctions, like grave dirt causing extreme lethargy and paralysis, but I never really feel like she’s made the worldbuilding mythos her own. Besides their sexuality, these characters seem wholly like stock types to me.
The structure of the novel doesn’t help, either. We spend the first half bouncing back and forth between two protagonists: one a college student in the present day who’s just been turned and is looking for answers, and the other a medieval peasant who soon experiences the same fate. After the connection between them is finally revealed, we largely switch to a third heroine who recounts her own backstory (featuring the always-silly contrivance that she has to share the entire tale in order to convey the information that reader and listener alike are interested in at the very end). Then there’s a twist ending that theoretically builds off a sequence of flashbacks we’ve gotten along the way, but in my opinion doesn’t justify how much space they’ve taken up in the text to get there.
Again: certain folks will love this, I’m sure! Florid prose, antiheroines lashing out at the patriarchy, lovers who grow too codependent and have to tear themselves bloodily apart… it’s an often-enjoyable ride in the moment, but the odd-shaped plot and the feeling that I’ve read this all before is keeping me from embracing it completely.
[Content warning for domestic abuse, racism, rape, and gore.]
★★★☆☆
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