Book #164 of 2017:
Pyramid Schemes by Peter David (Sir Apropos of Nothing #4)
I loved the first Sir Apropos of Nothing book back in high school (although I have no idea how well it holds up now), but even back then I felt like the two sequels that immediately followed offered diminishing returns on the cheeky antihero. So I was cautiously optimistic when I heard that Peter David was publishing a fourth Apropos novel after 13 years away, since it could mean a return to form by a more mature author and a satisfying resolution to the series. Instead, we got… this.
It’s hard to know where to start. The basic plot of this book is a retelling of the Passover / Exodus story, except that Apropos accidentally causes the death of Moses and then has to free the Jewish people from slavery in Egypt himself. (Technically speaking, these are “Shews” in “Rogypt” – except when one of the book’s many typos renders them “Shrews” instead – but let’s not kid ourselves here.) There are lots of uncomfortable scenes of Jewish characters praising a gentile savior, and when the plagues show up, they’re due to a mummy’s curse rather than the “Shewish” god. This erasure of Jewish agency from one of our most central faith narratives could be offensive if the story were better written, but as is it’s mostly just irritating. Also the protagonist is in his 40s but sleeps with a teenage girl he describes as “the most beautiful young woman I’ve ever seen,” because of course he does.
Maybe I’ve just outgrown this character, who still feels aimed at a high school audience despite his own advancing years. Even the end of the book, which picks up a dangling plot thread from the earlier novels and sees Apropos return to the kingdom of his birth, doesn’t really provide anything like closure or evidence of character growth. I was hoping this long-delayed sequel would live up to the fun of the first novel, but it’s basically a nadir for the series, give or take the gay panic-fueled slaughter at the end of book three. It’s a very frustrating reading experience, not recommended no matter how much you liked the earlier books.
★☆☆☆☆
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