Movie #10 of 2025:
Doctor Who: The Five Doctors (1983)
For the tenth anniversary of Doctor Who in 1973, the producers hit upon a great idea: since the show is about a time-traveler, they could devise a story where the previous incarnations of the main character turn up to help the current version, then played by Third Doctor Jon Pertwee. The resulting serial The Three Doctors launched the tenth season of the classic series, and it was a generally fun affair, despite First Doctor William Hartnell’s failing health requiring him to be sidelined for much of the proceedings. Still, Pertwee bounced nicely off his immediate predecessor Patrick Troughton, which made their adventure together an obvious model for subsequent anniversary specials like this one that followed another decade later.
The Five Doctors is a 90-minute standalone piece that aired several months after season 20, and its ambition is clearly to provide a big celebratory event to commemorate the 20th birthday of the program. The scope is right there in the title, aiming to surpass the previous team-up with the full weight of the amassed series history, and yet it’s sort of hopelessly compromised from the start. Hartnell had passed away in 1975, and so his part is handled by the confusingly-similarly-named Richard Hurndall doing a passable impression of the man. Meanwhile Fourth Doctor Tom Baker declined to return so soon after departing the role, reducing his own appearance to a quick scene of footage from the unfinished serial Shada (canceled due to a labor strike in season 17) and some dialogue about how the time scoop that gathered the other regenerations wasn’t able to successfully retrieve him. In short, this is a tale of five Doctors in name only — it’s really more like four with an asterisk, which presumably would have been harder to advertise.
But if this is a project whose reach exceeds its grasp, at least it manages to reassemble many components of its target past glories. For the first time, previous companions are brought back too: Elisabeth Sladen as Third and Fourth Doctor friend Sarah Jane Smith, Nicholas Courtney as the long-recurring Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart of UNIT, and original cast member Carole Ann Ford as the Doctor’s granddaughter Susan Foreman join in the primary action, along with UNIT colleagues Liz Shaw and Mike Yates, robot dog K-9, and Second Doctor associates Jamie McCrimmon and Zoe Heriot in quick cameos. Not to mention the Master and a few other Time Lords, the Cybermen, a Dalek, and a Yeti, of course, plus the regular contemporary cast members of Peter Davison’s Fifth Doctor, Janet Fielding’s Tegan Jovanka, and Mark Strickson’s Vislor Turlough, whose lives the others interrupt.
If that all sounds overstuffed, it absolutely is, and the script struggles to handle them all. It mostly does this by splitting the protagonists up into smaller groups, although the pairings can be a bit puzzling. The Brig shared only two TV stories with the Second Doctor and sixteen with the Third, so why is he thrown together with the former here? Why strand Susan in the TARDIS with Turlough instead of letting her share scenes with her grandfather? Some of these combinations could have worked, delightfully mashing up different eras of the franchise into specific personality clashes, but in practice, the writing isn’t that deep. Collectively the heroes are all mainly rushing either from or into danger, and while the actors bring their best efforts, the material doesn’t do them many favors. (The less said about the spandexed Raston Warrior Robot, the better.)
It’s ultimately a television film that gestures at twenty years of continuity, rather than actively engaging with or building on it. And I’m not immune to the charm of seeing those old faces again! This movie proudly proclaims that Doctor Who has reached a milestone of televised longevity, and it drags out all the signifiers to prove it without worrying too much about any ensuing plot holes. But at the end of the day, it’s pretty low-level pandering.
★★★☆☆
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