
Book #108 of 2025:
Doctor Who: Cat’s Cradle: Warhead by Andrew Cartmel (Virgin New Adventures #6)
Andrew Cartmel served as the script editor for the last three seasons of Classic Doctor Who (1987-1989), which were also the years that produced the final protagonist team of the Seventh Doctor and his companion Ace. The author thus had great control over their specific personalities, which he transfers well into this first novel he contributed to the ongoing Virgin New Adventures line in the 1990s that continued their journeys through time and space after the TV series went off the air. It’s technically the middle volume in the Cat’s Cradle trilogy too, although it’s almost entirely unrelated to the book that came before it, Time’s Crucible by Marc Platt. (That story set up a strange glowing feline as a sort of avatar for the TARDIS, which was going through a bit of a crisis. The timeship is still largely out of commission here, and the cat makes a cameo appearance, but that’s about it as far as the continuity goes.) Meanwhile, two characters introduced midway through this adventure, Justine and Vincent, would reappear in the subsequent Cartmel titles Warlock (VNA #34) and Warchild (VNA #47), though that’s all I know about the later works so far.
As for this installment, it’s a thrillingly globe-hopping spectacle, set in a dystopian cyberpunk near-future in which the world is choked by smog and one corrupt megaconglomerate functionally runs everything. The Time Lord is in his full manipulative chessmaster mode, operating less as a traditional action hero and more as a quiet presence nudging pieces into place from behind the scenes. Ace is his reluctant catspaw — pun intended — and it’s clear that she’s growing into a more battle-hardened and jaded young woman than she’d previously been characterized as, although the development certainly fits her character and what all she’s been through. The Doctor drops her in Turkey with no support to recruit a dangerous group of mercenaries, one of whom she ultimately has to kill in desperate armed combat, on a mission to retrieve what turns out to be the cryogenically-preserved body of a teenage boy with latent psychic powers.
I do have a few critiques. This is a tale that’s heavy on atmospheric worldbuilding but thin on a legible plot, and the ultimate aim of the villain is to create a process for digitally uploading the consciousnesses of the uber-rich… which isn’t particularly evil save for his methods to accomplish it, which for some reason require sacrificing his wife and son. And while the Doctor foils that scheme, he doesn’t even attempt to topple the overarching system that preys on the working class — literally harvesting them for body parts after arresting and executing them on trumped-up charges — and is steadily poisoning the planet, driving girls into underage prostitution, and other such sins. He and Ace stride off triumphantly in the end despite the widespread suffering they’re leaving behind, which doesn’t feel especially earned. There’s also a totally unnecessary scene at one point when that heroine, stepping naked out of the shower to save the still-drowsy telepath from drowning in the nearby bathtub, gets groggily groped for her efforts. It’s a step up from the pervasive misogyny and threats of sexual violence that hung over John Peel’s Timewyrm: Genesys, but maybe only just — and the one genuine romance of the piece is too predicated on instantaneous attraction to ever register as a meaningful opposite.
And yet! This is overall a neat departure for the franchise, and one not bogged down in the usual lore-heavy complications. It’s full of clever insights into the Doctor and how he thinks about history, and my understanding is that its darker turn proves very influential on the volumes that follow. There’s little indication of the so-called Cartmel masterplan, in which the former editor apparently intended to reveal if the show had gone on that the Doctor was a mysterious figure from Gallifreyan prehistory — as the preceding Platt title did ironically start to explore — but we do get a strong sense that that character constitutes an ancient and implacable force hiding behind a jester’s act, somehow powerful and inscrutable beyond normal human morality, which is one of my favorite characterizations in Doctor Who. We see those hints through the eyes of the ordinary people who populate this text, as he repeatedly swirls into somebody’s life and completely upends it with but a few well-placed words.
Does it hang together as a coherent narrative? I’m not so sure. But the mood is fairly intoxicating throughout.
[Content warning for gun violence, racism, and gore.]
★★★★☆
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