TV #47 of 2024:
The Umbrella Academy, season 3
As a series, The Umbrella Academy has benefited from the time it’s had to develop its main characters, who are interestingly dysfunctional and comfortably grown into their respective superpowers at this point. But the plot around them is a mess, simultaneously dragging on and seeming to reinvent itself every few episodes or so. This year features so many slow scenes of people sitting around talking in an otherwise empty hotel — due to Covid filming restrictions, presumably — which on the one hand gets to show off the aforementioned personal interactions rather nicely. But on the other hand, it’s never clear what motivations are driving a certain key figure in the storyline, nothing ever feels especially urgent or actionable, and the whole situation gets increasingly untethered from any sort of logical reality, even without mentioning the ludicrously quick romance and wedding near the end.
The basic premise kicking off this run: the siblings have returned from their trip to the 1960s only to discover that something they did while preventing an apocalypse in the past created an alternate timeline, Back to the Future Part II style. In this version of the present, their dad adopted seven different children instead, while the Umbrellas (save Ben) were apparently never born at all. The precise mechanics of that are eventually more or less explained, but there are plenty of questions that aren’t, from the lingering issues behind the kids’ creation and the death of their original brother Ben to new implications of recent developments, like whether the Sparrows existed in the initial course of events and why Reginald didn’t adopt them or Lila to begin with.
There’s also a bizarre coincidence at the heart of everything, in that the hotel that Klaus randomly suggests they crash at — with what money I don’t know; these weirdos and their bank accounts literally don’t exist anymore — happens to be the one designed by their father and housing a portal to another dimension with a maguffin button that can reset the universe, which turns out to be necessary as there’s a steadily expanding black hole thing eating away at the world outside the building. It’s yet another doomsday scenario that isn’t fleshed out nearly enough to make sense or register as meaningful for the protagonists, and the dwindling cast results in a feeling of squandered potential as so many individuals take their abrupt exits as the season goes on.
On the acting side, Justin H. Min gets to stretch his performance muscles more to play the Sparrow iteration of Ben, and Elliot Page’s transition gets mirrored on the screen, with his character likewise coming out as trans and changing his name to Viktor. The latter isn’t anything I’ve ever seen done before on TV, so kudos to the writers for that, and I guess it’s fitting that with so much else going on in their lives, the other members of the Hargreeves family are instantly accepting and understanding of the name and pronoun change. It may not be the most plausible coming out story, but in a setting with aliens and talking chimps and time travel and the rest, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. (And we’ll pretend that a haircut alone explains Page’s new look, just like we suspend our disbelief that Number Five’s actor Aidan Gallagher has supposedly only aged a month since the show began.)
Where does the program go from here, for its final truncated batch of six remaining episodes? I have no idea. This one ends on a cliffhanger teeing up the next status quo, but I’m not really sure what resolution for any of these malcontents would even look like. I hope we the audience finally get some definitive answers, though.
[Content warning for body horror, incest, sexual assault, ableism, and gore.]
★★★☆☆
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