Movie #20 of 2026:
Terminator Genisys (2015)
[Note: this is an updated version of my review from 2016.]
The fifth Terminator movie is a fun but deeply incoherent action spectacle, enjoyable only to the extent you can turn off the parts of your brain that obsess over plot holes or try to keep track of the twisted logic. The first twenty minutes or so play out largely as a prelude to The Terminator (1984), showing us human resistance leader John Connor in a dystopian future winning a war against the killer robots, but not before they can send one back in time to murder his mother. He orders his trusted lieutenant Kyle Reese to follow after and save her, and it’s all a straightforward execution of the familiar but previously-unseen backstory, closing the long loop that’s at last brought events to this point.
Then a hidden figure intervenes, attacking John and potentially disrupting the time-travel process. The writers’ intent appears to be for this development to create a branching timeline, although we soon learn that other things have changed that don’t exactly flow from that scenario. For starters, some unknown party — and it’s never established who — has sent a reprogrammed T-800 even further back to when Sarah was a child, where it has protected her and raised her as a soldier. As a result she’s now more like the battle-hardened Linda Hamilton from T2 than her original T1-era self, and new actress Emilia Clarke does a decent job of channeling that characterization, give or take her faltering American accent. (In contrast, Jai Courtney is nothing like either of the previous actors to play Reese — and while I don’t usually care when franchises recast, it’s harder to swallow when both this movie and its predecessor Terminator Salvation (2009) use digital effects to painstakingly render a 1980s Arnold Schwarzenegger for a few minutes.) The now-former governor turns in a fine performance as the woman’s guardian too, with the explanation that his synthetic skin ages like the real stuff providing a reasonable justification for why he looks older this go-around.
So she and “Pops” have become a tight-knit father-daughter duo by the time the warring agents from 2029 arrive, and they dispatch the younger T-800 — aka the one from the first film — with ease. These scenes recreate exact beats from the 1984 picture, except there’s also now a liquid metal T-1000 in the mix for some reason, and once everyone is safe, a shaken Reese describes how he’s gained a new set of memories and Judgment Day will now take place in 2017, rather than 1997. He and Sarah then strip down and hop into a makeshift time machine that the friendly robot has built for her, and the rest of the storyline carries on from there. They’re met by the Arnold who waited for them, a scene-stealing J. K. Simmons as a conspiracy-brained cop who’s absolutely correct about what’s going on, and… John Connor (Jason Clarke, no relation to Emilia, again not displaying much similarity to his forerunners in the role), who’s somehow been transformed to a Terminator himself and gone there to stop them.
Although the act of turning the series hero into a villain is appropriately shocking, it doesn’t make a lick of sense when you pause to think about it, especially if you try to parse his specific motivations here. He’s an infiltrator assassin who repeatedly lets his targets live before they’re onto him, and then I guess changes his mind and does try to kill them, though since they’re his own parents who haven’t conceived him yet, that seems remarkably short-sighted. Then again, the protagonists themselves are trying to blow up the new facility for Skynet — now a smartphone operating system or something — before it comes online, which would likewise presumably have the effect of negating the causal chain that led them there. (As the dean on Community once wailed: “Time travel is really hard to write about!”) They get away from John and go to a weapons cache that he apparently knows about and corners them at, though he hilariously stops by the company headquarters for a meaningless stakeholder sync on the way there.
This movie frustrates me because it is genuinely entertaining — in mostly intentional ways — and the script feels so close to being good, like another round or two of rewrites to shore up the story could have made it as classic as the first two features. Revisiting and altering the 1984 plot has a definite Back to the Future Part II vibe, which is an outstanding fit for the paradoxically-looping Terminator saga, and so many of its core ideas could have worked with just a degree of tweaking in the brainstorming stage. Unfortunately as an aggregate finished product it’s completely nonsensical, even by the pretty loose standards of this particular franchise.
[Content warning for gun violence, suicide, and gore.]
★★★☆☆
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