
Movie #17 of 2026:
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
It’s rare for a sequel to so thoroughly surpass its predecessor, especially when the original piece is already as terrific as The Terminator (1984). This movie makes it all look easy, however. It nimbly channels the sci-fi action thrills of the first film, while effortlessly expanding and establishing its own unique tone. And it even adds a plucky juvenile sidekick, which is almost never a great move for an ongoing series! But somehow, everything about this feature just works.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator from the last picture was destroyed, but because it was a manufactured cyborg, this next script simply writes him in as another copy of the same model. The initial setup also leads us to believe that an identical premise is happening again: the machines of the future have sent an assassin back in time, with an agent of the resistance following to oppose it. We see the familiar hulking bodybuilder-turned-actor and a slender new man both arrive in roughly the present day, and the former soon gets into a violent altercation with some bikers in a bar. The other time-traveler sneaks around and acquires a police uniform, then calmly tries to locate John Connor, the boy whose birth the robots were unable to stop before. All available indicators on-screen suggest that Arnold is once more the villain, and his opponent will be our Kyle Reese figure striving to save the family.
Of course, the exact opposite is actually true, and the character disguised as a cop is subsequently revealed to be the very cool-looking T-1000, a being made of liquid metal that can shapeshift and seemingly heal from any injury (representing a technological breakthrough in special effects). Now, was anyone in the audience ever truly fooled by the ploy? I’m not sure. It’s a twist that’s pretty well-known today, and featured heavily in the trailers and other contemporary marketing efforts that proudly announced, “This time he’s back… for good!” But still, it’s the kind of reveal that’s enjoyable whether you’re expecting it or not, and even if you do know what’s coming, the early feints to hide who the real hero is remain rather clever and fun to spot.
This new T-800 is just as deadly, but we learn he’s been programmed by the adult John to protect his childhood self, a development that gives him more lines and personality and allows for a more comedic atmosphere throughout. Don’t get me wrong — the 1984 Terminator had humor too, and this one opens with a vision of children on a playground dying in a sudden nuclear holocaust, so it’s hardly a complete lark. But there’s an undeniable hangout vibe to a lot of this, particularly when the young boy starts teaching the machine about human things like emotions and catchphrases. (Say it with me now: “Hasta la vista, baby.”) The result situates this version of the character as a spectrum-coded outsider like Star Trek’s Data, a well-meaning but ignorant alien who doesn’t understand our regular ways, but out of loyalty is willing to try them on. It’s quite the turnaround from the near-silent horror slasher of the previous installment, and it’s to Schwarzenegger’s credit that he sells the transition so well.
The final member of the posse is a returning Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor, although she’s transformed herself so significantly that she almost could have been recast instead. Since learning about Terminators and humanity’s dark future, she’s trained her body and mind to become a perfect soldier and tried to raise her son the same way. When the story begins, she’s stuck in a mental institution but still keeping in fighting shape, while John is living away from her in a foster home, believing that she’s crazy. After the good Terminator saves him from the bad one, he insists they rescue his mom, and the three of them escape to plan a strike that could finally rewrite destiny and avert the coming apocalypse.
But can the timeline be changed, or not? The debut movie ended in an ironic predestination paradox, suggesting that the malevolent A.I. in fact caused John Connor’s conception in the very process of attempting to prevent it. This second one continues in a similar vein, by establishing that the surviving tech of the original Terminator was what inspired modern scientists to invent such a thing (meaning that if Skynet had never ordered its agents into the past, it couldn’t have been created). However, the protagonists do succeed in wiping all that out by the end, with a strong implication that they’ve managed to win the day. Franchise logic would ultimately walk that back, but if the series had terminated here (sorry) as writer-director James Cameron reportedly intended, it would have been a satisfying and reasonably consistent conclusion.
Obviously, though, we shouldn’t hold the flaws of later titles against this one, which holds up astonishingly well on its own terms. It’s funny and imaginatively thrilling, with big-budget scenes like a helicopter chasing after an armored SWAT vehicle that its leaner forerunner couldn’t have handled. It makes a point of its heroes rejecting killing, but it cheerfully endorses terrorist destruction of property while maintaining a skepticism of authority and reminding us that people dressed as law enforcement don’t necessarily have our best interests at heart. Five-out-of-five stars for what’s easily one of the top sequels of all time.
[Content warning for gun violence, body horror, sexual assault, suicide, and gore.]
★★★★★
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