
Book #149 of 2024:
The Life Impossible by Matt Haig
This is a novel that starts off on the wrong foot, bites off way more than it can chew, and ultimately fails to develop any of its ideas into anything distinctive for the genre. It’s by far the worst of the five titles I’ve now read from author Matt Haig, and a sharp disappointment after his moving bestseller The Midnight Library, winner of the 2020 Goodreads Choice Award for Fiction.
Let’s take the framing device first, because if the story had been told without that, I probably would have given it a two-star rating in the end: below average but not wholly awful. Instead, unfortunately, this is a one-star read through and through.
The work opens with a plaintive email from one of the protagonist’s former students, who is due to graduate college soon but is plainly at a low point in his mental health. He mentions several specific crises he’s been going through lately and says he doesn’t even know why he’s reaching out to her, except that she was kind to him once. He needs a lifeline, and alludes to some pretty intense feelings of isolation, depression, and suicidal ideation (a topic Haig knows well, having written the nonfiction The Comfort Book as a self-help guide of lessons learned in dealing with his own such issues).
The retired teacher’s response to all this is not to offer practical solutions or refer the young man to anyone else who might be able to help. Instead she replies in the form of a 300-page manuscript — aka the bulk of the actual text of the book — which she apparently took the time to write out after receiving his message. Even setting aside the contents of what she goes on to relate, that’s a bizarre and insultingly inappropriate reaction to the situation, and it sets me against the nominal heroine from the very beginning of her tale.
And then that tale is, frankly, absurd. She describes how she too was feeling down a few years ago, when an old acquaintance unexpectedly bequeathed her a house in Ibiza, Spain. Upon arriving there to inspect the property, she witnessed several inexplicable events and heard how — sigh — an ancient extraterrestrial intelligence lives underwater off the coast of the island, bestowing gifts on divers it deems worthy. Visiting the area herself grants her incredible psychic powers, unlocking the potential of her brain Limitless-style and allowing her to read minds as well as move objects telekinetically.
This is all fairly silly, especially once the villain of the piece is revealed as an evil rich developer who wants to destroy the environment for no particular reason. This Captain Planet bad guy has superhuman abilities of his own, although the main plot involves the old woman and her new friends merely trying to convince a local politician to join an upcoming protest demonstration against him.
Certain elements here could have worked, with a little finesse and proper expansion. But it’s all so abbreviated, and so generic-seeming, and so bogged-down in woo-woo mysticism about the hidden connectivity of the universe that it’s just impossible to ever take seriously as a premise. It’s certainly a terrible answer to give a vulnerable person looking for support, despite the story ending with another note back from him, saying that reading about her wild Spanish adventure was somehow enough to turn his whole outlook around. That makes one of us, at least.
[Content warning for death of a child.]
★☆☆☆☆
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