TV #56 of 2022:
Star Trek: Enterprise, season 1
In my ongoing aim to watch through the entirety of the franchise, I have now seen 27 whole seasons of Star Trek. That’s all of The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, and Deep Space Nine, in addition to most of Voyager, and this, the debut year of the prequel show Enterprise. It is hands-down, categorically the worst of the lot.
Trek is often hit-or-miss for me anyway, with the highs generally making up for the lows and an overall baseline competence in sci-fi storytelling throughout that keeps me engaged even when I’m not loving it. This season, however, is just viscerally unpleasant in all its pettiness. Debuting a mere two weeks after 9/11, it was surely conceived and produced before that atrocity and the US response, at least initially. Yet Scott Bakula as the new captain radiates an aw-shucks George W. Bush energy, and the narrative around him already reflects the crusading cultural atmosphere that would ride our military into a forever war in the Middle East. So many of these early episodes consist of Archer and his crew brashly asserting that they have the right to butt into situations and apply their own morality, with strawman protests against that intervention raised and quickly overruled.
Consider this exchange:
VULCAN ELDER: I don’t have to tell you, Captain. We don’t condone these actions you are about to take.
CAPTAIN ARCHER: No, you don’t have to tell me. Just try and stay out of the way and everything will work out fine.
That’s from an episode airing in October 2001, the same month that America launched “Operation Enduring Freedom” to kick off the invasion of Afghanistan.
If I were being charitable, I might ask whether this jingoism represents an actual attempt in the scripts to say something critical about the franchise backstory — a genuine conscious effort to imagine how Starfleet officers might have been at the start, with the idea that they’ve mellowed some in the century between this and TOS. At times it almost seems like the point of these adventures is to show why humanity eventually adopted the Prime Directive, or at least to provide an interesting now/then contrast via space exploration without it. But it feels more like the writers were just writing what they knew when looking 150 years forward, which turned out to be xenophobia and a wholesale conviction of one’s own moral superiority. For the most part, they aren’t saying, watch how our heroes stumble without firm principles to guide them. Instead, the thesis appears to be no, Archer’s right, and the Federation should have been interfering more all along.
There’s not many specifics to this mission yet either, like DS9 and Voyager immediately set up as premises for those programs. Rather it’s like TOS and TNG in just sort of vaguely boldly-going, which I thought / hoped Trek was past by now as a concept. Even the theoretically-new canvas of this era mostly just results in the translators and transporters not working as well, over any notable period-particular conflicts. While there’s some time-travel and talk of a temporal cold war, it’s in such generalities that it barely registers as more significant a concern than the ship’s delayed arrival at the resort planet Risa.
Without a larger plot this kind of show largely just becomes about the characters, and they too haven’t impressed me much by this stage. One hour is just a long joke at Tucker’s expense that he’s been emasculated by a female alien non-consensually impregnating him, with no sympathy for the assault on his bodily autonomy (and ending with the vulcan T’Pol smugly / transphobically mentioning that she’s searched the history databases to confirm he’s the first human man to ever become pregnant). Another finds Hoshi ignoring Malcom’s insistence that he’s a private person who doesn’t especially want to share things with his coworkers, calling up his friends and family on earth and browbeating the doctor into letting her look at his medical records, all in an effort to learn his favorite food. And there’s a repeated male discussion of T’Pol’s looks and speculation on her sex life over multiple episodes, which has to be the laziest way for the dialogue to demonstrate humanity’s early unease with aliens as our crewmates and would-be equals.
Nevertheless I’m not ready to quit this show. Beyond my simple completionist tendencies, I would say that the building blocks are here for Enterprise to pull its act together and be at a minimum no worse than the other Trek series. Yet in this initial run, though, it’s pretty miserable throughout.
Also? The theme song sucks.
★★☆☆☆
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