
Book #85 of 2022:
I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston
Author Casey McQuiston’s third novel is the first that doesn’t quite hit the mark for me. The basic premise here is that prom queen and principal’s daughter Shara Wheeler has vanished in the last month before graduation, after spontaneously kissing three people: her boyfriend, the guy who lives next door, and the girl who’s her sole competition for valedictorian (our narrator). She’s furthermore left them a series of cryptic messages hidden as scavenger-hunt riddles, and the unlikely trio grow closer and learn more about themselves, each other, and her as they follow the clues around town.
It’s a fairly gimmicky concept, full of so many logical gaps. What would happen if the kids aren’t able to magically intuit all the coded notes, some of which are really remarkably vague? How does their sender know which order they would get to the ones that aren’t directly in sequence, even going so far as to accurately predict the dates? When has she had time for all this, along with somehow doing weeks’ worth of schoolwork in advance so as not to let her grades slip? And regardless of her endgame, why couldn’t she simply have a conversation like a normal person, rather than setting up this whole elaborate scenario in the first place? Beyond the strained reasoning necessary to drive this narrative, the ploy has the additional consequence of making Shara seem smug and arrogantly cruel — to the extent she’s a presence at all, and not merely a Manic Pixie Dream Maguffin for the others to project onto — and I’ve found I am only able to accept her as a legitimate love interest later on in the tale by disconnecting that part of the plot from everything set during her disappearance.
Like me, the protagonist can’t stand this girl, but in her case, it’s very obvious that her long-time obsessive rivalry is masking a heavy crush. That’s a device that the writer uses to great effect for the M/M romance and bisexual awakening in Red, White & Royal Blue, but it’s a bit harder to swallow here, when the character has been out as queer since she was 13. She regularly talks to her friends about how pretty and smart and horrible this classmate is, and none of them have ever wondered whether there were deeper feelings at play? I’m just not buying it.
The end of the book redeems all this, to a degree, when the title figure comes back and calms down. I also should mention that I like most of the students we meet, and I love how they are figuring out things like gender and sexuality in the midst of a repressive Christian high school in conservative Alabama. (I’m in my mid-thirties, and am honestly not sure how much today’s teens are openly having these conversations outside of fiction. But the representation is appreciated on aspirational grounds, at least.) Still, the story resolutions and bittersweet coming-of-age moments in the final quarter of the text are severely hampered by the weaker material beforehand.
[Content warning for racism, homophobia, and anxiety.]
★★★☆☆
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