Movie #22 of 2025:
The Ewok Adventure (1984)
My daughters (aged 6 and 4) lost interest midway through both A New Hope and The Phantom Menace, so I decided to see if this TV movie from the 1980s — later retitled to Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, though I’ve never called it by that name — would be any more effective at hooking them on the Star Wars franchise. And by that metric, I’d say it was a hit! They sat captivated for the whole thing, only getting a little scared near the end, and overall seemed to like watching the funny teddy bear creatures and their friends.
As an adult viewer, I do have some critiques. The Ewok actors themselves are actually rather charming in their bumbling physicality and the emotion they put into their untranslated vocalizations, but the four human characters — two of whom are admittedly played by children — leave a lot to be desired, performance-wise. Eric Walker as Mace especially feels like he was cast solely for a slight resemblance to Mark Hamill, and while the script doesn’t give him a ton to work with, he doesn’t exactly rise to the occasion, either. Aubree Miller is less objectionable as his younger sister Cindel, but at that age, all she really has to do is look appropriately adorable anyway. And their parents thankfully aren’t on-screen very much, serving mainly as the kidnapped maguffins driving the plot.
Still, the opening half of this film is pleasantly solid, besides the intrusive narration from Burl Ives explaining details that ideally should have been covered more naturally via dialogue. We meet the crash-landed protagonists and a few key members of the local tribe, they overcome their initial mistrust to grow closer, and then they all team up on a quest to find and rescue the missing grownups. It’s there that the story falls increasingly flat, spending too long adding further companions and having random scrapes on the way to the villain’s citadel, most of which get solved by waving one of several magic artifacts at it.
And that’s probably the biggest disappointment here, that the production plays so fast and loose with the surrounding canon. Even upon release it was an awkward fit for the series it theoretically belongs to, introducing obvious contradictions like when Warwick Davis’s Wicket first learns of the existence of offworlders. It’s also hard not to notice how this version of the forest moon of Endor is populated with familiar animals like owls, ferrets, horses, and lizards, whereas its big-screen counterparts offer intricate alien fauna throughout. By the time we’re facing curses and spells and decidedly non-Jedi mysticism, it’s clear that this fairy tale setting is basically irreconcilable with the original space opera concept.
Now, will kids care about any of that? Absolutely not, I’m certain. Nor will the cheap-looking stop-motion effects likely register to them, although they again mark a significant difference from the big-budget stuff. I’m almost tempted to round my rating up a bit on the basis of that intended audience, but in the final analysis, I just can’t say that this meets the standard I expect for Star Wars.
★★☆☆☆
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